George W. We Are Family

See, accordin' to e-volutionury theorists, thars been times when e-volution has had sum peculiar affects on critter development, even t'the point of takin' a gigantic leep forward.

So, take fer exampul the idea thet our conqueror-president, G. W. Bush is reely a hyper-evolved, angry monkey of sum sort. Thars even a whole slew of photos circulatin' claimin' t'prove that Bush is a simian-homo sapiens blend. I'm confeedaunt thet you seen 'em...

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SIMIAN OR HOMO? IT'S HARD T'TELL

But what if thet ain't the half of it? What if'n someone or sumthin' is tinkerin' with e-volution and producin' a monkey-man-skwerlball hybrid of which President Bush is just one of meny? An' what if'n thar alreddy walkin' amongst us