The Outlaws :

Commader in chief

So There I was At Work

Just surfing around the net like U do, trying to find something to make me laugh, when i came upon this I soon fell of my chair, and was rolling around on the floor. Somebody suggested its time to get security he has finaly cracked.

Damm Funny

CRAP

So things can be CRAP, It just depends on what grade of CRAP it is.

Gee He looks Familiar

Aww

Some Good One Liners

Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

"If you cant dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit"

Crazy

When in danger
or in doubt,
run in circles
scream and shout.

Good Joke. made me laugh

This guy sees a sign in front of a house:

Talking Dog for Sale

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, cause no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running."

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals."

"I finally found me a wife, we had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him?"

The owner replies, "He's such a fucking liar."

George W. We Are Family

See, accordin' to e-volutionury theorists, thars been times when e-volution has had sum peculiar affects on critter development, even t'the point of takin' a gigantic leep forward.

So, take fer exampul the idea thet our conqueror-president, G. W. Bush is reely a hyper-evolved, angry monkey of sum sort. Thars even a whole slew of photos circulatin' claimin' t'prove that Bush is a simian-homo sapiens blend. I'm confeedaunt thet you seen 'em...

"CLICK ON PIC"

SIMIAN OR HOMO? IT'S HARD T'TELL

But what if thet ain't the half of it? What if'n someone or sumthin' is tinkerin' with e-volution and producin' a monkey-man-skwerlball hybrid of which President Bush is just one of meny? An' what if'n thar alreddy walkin' amongst us

Flowers

Download 07-Track-07.mp3

"Don't Talk to the Flowers, Cause they have Bugs"