The Dammed

Dammed Family Dinners

Time to meet the Dammed Virgins

voting for Freedom (really?). Well really I have no idea what voting has to do with freedom, usually one is voting for lawmakers, and if you have laws, thats kinda of not free, or is it

 

Rigging the Dammed vote>?

Dammed Heroin made me Puke

But not as much as this

Scary but pathticaly Dammed

See whats coming to us soon

Dammed Oil, and Dammed WAr

Same ol

Dammed Bombed

Make Love Not War

Dammed Weather

Rain, Rain and even more Rain seems the northen hemishere is nothing but water, must be all that extra water from the melting Ice thingies.

Get Dammed Now

THE SEXUAL HARASSMENT CONSENT FORM

Name: _______________________________ 

SOCIAL SECURITY No: ___________________
ADDRESS: ____________________________ 

CITY: _________________________________
STAFF ELEMENT: ______________________ 

HOME PHONE No.: _______________________
MALE: ____________ FEMALE: __________ 

OFFICE PHONE No.: _____________________

SEXUAL PREFERENCE: Male - Female
                   Female - Female
                   Male - Male
                   All of the Above
                   None of the Above - Please Specify: _______________________

I CONSENT TO THE FOLLOWING FORMS OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT:

Salutatory Greeting: _____________________
Eye-to-Eye Contact: ______________________
Eye-to-Bust Contact: _____________________
Eye-to-Below Waist Contact: ______________

Heavy breathing on neck: _________________
                              ear: __________________
                              other: ________________

Hands on body: ___________________________
               shoulder: _______________________
               waist: __________________________
               gluteus Maximus: ________________
              other: __________________________

Feelies: _________________________________
Gropies: _________________________________
Penetration (however slight): ____________
Other: ___________________________________
All of the above: ________________________


MISCELLANEOUS:         I WILL            I WILL NOT

1.  Assist in procurement of various potions, lotions, products, appliances,
    etc. to be used during sexual harassment.
2.  Assist in procurement and maintenance of various types of sustaining
    apparatus.
3.  Clean up.


I CERTIFY THAT I WILL ACCEPT SEXUAL HARASSMENT FROM:

Anyone: ____________________________________
Anyone But: ________________________________
Only: ______________________________________

SIGNATURE: _______________________________________ 

DATE: ____________________

Cyber Dammed

Stolen From Bunny

You are Dammed if You ....

A Sweede, or are a shirt lifter