Purel random

Sure beats the taste of pork, doesn't it?

Every time you do that, God kills a kitten.

I don't even know how to use a post-hole digger!

It's in a totally different beaker

How much workman's comp can I get for losing a nipple?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch

Couldn't you just install fortune and filter out strings that are too long?

Lemon curry?

Nice legs, shame about the face.

Not in the face!

That explains all the gravity

expoxied, scrambled dead ants

When I take baths I try to pee in my mouth

All the small things in the world amount to this.